State of the State drinking game

It will last anywhere from 45 minutes to an hour Thursday evening. And States of the State are usually like States of the Union: Laundry lists of programs sandwiched between rhetoric meant to be soaring. And always, always too long.

So here is some friendly advice: Have alcohol at your side as you watch (not in the chambers, if you are there) and take a drink every time these words are said:

EDUCATION

CHILDREN

FUTURE

REFORM

BIPARTISAN

TESLA

SUCCESS

COMEBACK

FEE (If he says the word "tax," it's grain alcohol time.)

CHOICE

OPPORTUNITY

GREAT STATE OF NEVADA

U.S SENATE (I kid, I kid.)

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